Scootah's law of self assessment on the internet

Monday, December 7, 2009


The more extreme somebody's assessment of their own qualities is when reported on the internet, the more probable it is that the exact opposite of this assessment is true.

IE somebody who tells you that they're Elle McPherson, Claudia Schaffer and Angelina Joelie all wrapped up into one is probably a 5'1, 700 lb hose beast who hasn't been outside since 1997. The more somebody tells you that they're the bastard love child of Albert Einstein and Marie Curie, the more likely it is that they're too stupid to tie their own shoes and too spineless to try bending over anyway.

The reverse also usually holds true. The more people depreciate themselves the less likely the depreciation is warranted. The Bunny is fucking smokin.